get underway, please observe the following Rules of Conduct while riding the bus
* Do not
sing "the wheels on the bus go round and round..."
* Do not
speak to the driver while the bus is in motion (he's not your friend, he
doesn't have change, he doesn't even want to be here)
* Keep your hands and arms inside the bus at all times - you know the
* Keep your hands to your self, but also keep them north of the equator
eat your stinky food on the bus
Those are the rules of the shortbus. Everything else goes. If you can't follow the rules
and play nice with others, then just move along before the stoooopid
monkey has to get involved .... see ya, wouldn't want to be ya.
All set... good, here
we go. The Short bus stops at the following locations. To get
off at a particular stop, let the driver know by clicking your
Look around at each
stop (let the page load fully first), you never know what you'll find lurking in the shadows.
If the music stops, just press reload.
only hope for this city, the Dark Knight
the Preacher, Jessie Custer, and his true love Tulip
rode off into the sunset
get caught there after dark. Just ask Marv, Dwight and all the
other psychos of Sin City
Enter the Carrier, base of The Authority
of the Punisher
grounds of John Constantine, the Hellblazer
of Lord Shaper Morpheus, King of Dreams
the palace of Miracleman, where the new age of mankind unfolds
INN at the WORLD'S END a free place - you never know who you'll meet
don't have to go home, but you have to get the hell out of here
have any problems while riding the bus, let the stoooopid monkey know
By the way, I'm the cranky
bus monitor Eric, reach me at here