Before we
get underway, please observe the following Rules of Conduct while riding the bus
* Do not
sing "the wheels on the bus go round and round..."
* Do not
speak to the driver while the bus is in motion (he's not your friend, he
doesn't have change, he doesn't even want to be here)
* Keep your hands and arms inside the bus at all times - you know the
story...
* Keep your hands to your self, but also keep them north of the equator
* Don't
eat your stinky food on the bus
Those are the rules of the shortbus. Everything else goes. If you can't follow the rules
and play nice with others, then just move along before the stoooopid
monkey has to get involved .... see ya, wouldn't want to be ya.
All set... good, here
we go. The Short bus stops at the following locations. To get
off at a particular stop, let the driver know by clicking your
destination.
Look around at each
stop (let the page load fully first), you never know what you'll find lurking in the shadows.
If the music stops, just press reload.
The
only hope for this city, the Dark Knight
Where
the Preacher, Jessie Custer, and his true love Tulip
rode off into the sunset
Don't
get caught there after dark. Just ask Marv, Dwight and all the
other psychos of Sin City
Enter the Carrier, base of The Authority
Backyard
of the Punisher
Stomping
grounds of John Constantine, the Hellblazer
Realm
of Lord Shaper Morpheus, King of Dreams
Olympus,
the palace of Miracleman, where the new age of mankind unfolds
THE
INN at the WORLD'S END a free place - you never know who you'll meet
there
You
don't have to go home, but you have to get the hell out of here
If you
have any problems while riding the bus, let the stoooopid monkey know
By the way, I'm the cranky
bus monitor Eric, reach me at here
You are the
person to visit this site since 12-1-01
The bus works best with exact change
and ms
explorer ver 5 or better and the premium fuel found in a high broadband
connection
The bus was last tuned up and inspected on 01/19/2004
Tune-ups
to tHE sHORT bUS
07-18-02
Added
links to pages for Sandman, Hellblazer, Punisher and miracleman
4-30-02
Removed
pages (sandman, hellblazer, punisher, miracleman) due to tripod size
allotment reduction. Site to be moved to new host in May.
4-5-02
Added
new stop Olympus, home of Miracleman (aka Marvelman)
March
25, 2002
Updated
images added to Gotham
December
22, 2001
Images
added to Gotham, Texas, the Dreaming, Hell's Kitchen and Sin City
December
21, 2001
Added
images to London, hellblazer covers
December
20, 2001
Added
images to The Bleed including the original Art Adams artwork for the
Authority 27 before the DC censorship. This art is from
silverbullet.com. Other images from the Wildstorm special.